Don’t talk politics with me — You are tearing this family apart,
You fascistprogressive
You entitledcapitalist
You antiprofamilyabortionactivist
You mysoginistic#metooadvocate
You illegalpopulistimmigrant
You make me sick
You don’t listen, You just spout your rightleftwing labels
And destroy my patrioticliberalconservative agenda
Shame on You.
I thought You were American but it turns out You are just as much of a
unionizingracist as I suspected You destroy all that is good on birthdaysand4th ofJulyandThanksgiving
You are this big government’s sustainability problem, Dad.
I don’t want to hear anymore about your toxic tolerance, Daughter.
Enough —
We must build a family wall and put You on the other side.
Yeah.
O.K.
We can do that.
It’s not as taxing to spend time constructing together, Mother
Yes, it will give us a change of climate around here, Son
We can solve social problems with silence
and keep gun-totingbleeding-hearts from spilling blood.
That’s better.
A bipartisan building project of family bonding has happened
Now the grassroots are greener and the War on Christmas is over
Let’s go watch outrage on TV and together We will stop the Civil War from starting.
This is Our USA.
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